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Offline christjesus

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Best Flatland Seat???
« on: February 20, 2012, 01:44:52 AM »
The seat i currently have Macneil Pivotal is on its last leg...too many throws has cracked it.

I found it not quite what i need/wanted.  So i am wondering what seat meets the follow criteria:

1. It doesn't rub against my rectum, it's awfully sensitive these days due to my tight pants.
2. It rubs my rectum in all the right ways.
3. Price is no object, so anyone willing and able to make me a custom I'm in the market.
4. Snub nose would be preferred, i find the more pointed the tip the easier in enters me, not erotically.
5. Needs to have a good handle, for fork wheelies.

Offline mnbmxkid1996

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 07:58:00 PM »
khe watanabe is the best i have had 4 other seats before this one

Offline Ken NJ

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 12:42:16 AM »
Arestic saddle rocks out!
flat rules everything around me f.r.e.a.m.

Offline flatlandpercy

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 12:57:23 AM »
khe watanabe is the best i have had 4 other seats before this one

Yes best ever, next to the old GT FLATLAND SEATS of course.
The Watanabe is perfect though it sloughs off to the side after
some use, and the rails will ventually poke through, as well as
later rail dislocations or snappage altogether.  Perfect seat though,
I have many spares on hand.  The titanium railed version is
terrible because it has bigger cover on back that makes it harder
to grab and it's rails are thinner and break easier and will protrude
through seat quicker as well; and just basically gay.
I just feel like typing right now, typing typing type type type tpye ptype
petyeo ptye type type type type ptyepe
Yerr (rastaman_smiley)  yerrr!
 
festy boy don't like it though, he say it's too small to grab.  but i think festy
boy needs big seat to accomodate his big black sheep #%$ LOL.
it not that big.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2012, 12:59:24 AM by flatlandpercy »

Offline mario17

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 02:00:54 AM »
i have cut in half ::)   odyssey plastic pivotal seat and is like watanabe but more light whit grip for hand :D and cut the pivotal seattube - tube+seat =115gr sorry for my english im italian  ;D :beer:

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 04:21:34 AM »
@mario are you also a plumber? is your favorite fabric denim denim denim?  can you eat a flower and then throw fire? do you have a brother named luigi?

Offline rideflat43

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 04:43:45 AM »
MACNEIL COLLIER SEAT..THE OTHER MACNEIL SEATS ARE BOLLOCKS
LOVE THIS SEAT AND HAD IT FOR AWHILE NOW!

Offline sakis

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2012, 03:55:13 PM »
sdg is the best combo for flatland.best handle and strong,i bit bulkier though than the macneil,but you can adjust is up/down/front/back

Offline MICHELE

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2012, 11:08:18 PM »



2. It rubs my rectum in all the right ways.
3. Price is no object, so anyone willing and able to make me a custom I'm in the market.


reading these two statements made me think that i probably can help you


here's an example of a custom seat i would be able to sell to you at an affordable price.
diameters,lenght and colours are totally customizables.





 
contact me if you are interested
If I ever see a flat rider do a hop-to-wallride, my head would explode.

Offline Ken NJ

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2012, 11:38:57 PM »
oh snap!! ahahahaha!!
flat rules everything around me f.r.e.a.m.

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2012, 02:58:25 AM »
dont forget to send us a video doing those hang nothings on Michele's custom seat!!
please dont set yourself on fire.

Offline christjesus

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2012, 06:11:34 AM »
finally someone got the joke...sheesh.  i was getting worried that noticed what #2 said...

kudos guy!  and i don't need to contact you, i'll just take your moms next time she's over...BAM!!! ZING!!!!



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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2012, 06:24:31 AM »
Do you know this saddle ?  O0 
Uffff, this one rocks man!

http://www.1champ.de/?wpsc_product_category=sattelsaddle

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2012, 10:34:32 PM »
THE ASS PENETRATOR,SEATPOST/SEAT COMBO..NEW FROM  MICHELE INDUSTRIES!


LOL

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Re: Best Flatland Seat???
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2012, 10:37:52 PM »
dont forget to send us a video doing those hang nothings on Michele's custom seat!!

LMFAO... Damn!