Dear flatland , thanks very much for the tricks, sh*ts n giggles n such like , but could i have my foot back now, yours faithfully cunners ps see you later on, love u loads xxxxx
Dear flatland, in regards to my previous correspondence relating to the return of my foot , i have decided that it would be better for you to keep it in exchange for the aforementioned sh*ts n giggles. However could you return my self esteem, dignity and social life.yours faithfully cunners