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Vote Nora cup bribe

Original comment: Nora Cup voting is over. 2015 awards are here next week. Persuasion and bribes were taken from @footprints_in_the_spam for @johnyull. A t-shirt and stickers arrived so I decided to do a decade and end it with some schlepping. Guess this style won me a few Nora cups and world titles (not sure what that means). Schlepping PSA t-shirt still available at Flatland Fuel for $5.00.

Disclaimer: Actual Vote John Yull shirt was worn and an actual decade was performed. No shoes were damaged only feelings were hurt from foot scuffing 2015 called Schlepping on the back wheel. All expressed individuals shall hold schlep harmless and non-toxic. Decade variations can be discussed and can be addictive. Decades may cause dizziness, fainting, diarrhea, blindness, spotting, seizures, thoughts of suicide, death, stroke, anal leaking, high fever, confusion, coma, weight gain, low white blood cells, trouble swallowing, impaired motor skills, sores, drying, straining, staining, bone fractures, persistent diarrhea, enhanced suicidal thoughts, bed sores, increased ache, vaginal mash, tears in intestines, severe liver problems, cancer, tuberculosis, increased urge to gamble, unusual dreams, problems speaking, itching, depression, bleeding, and Scott Powell to loose hair.

-Chad DeGroot @decobmx @chaddegroot #decobmx #bmx #noracup @ridebmx #flatland

Posted: 9 years ago

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