psycho beach, that's exactly what Nomopro Jam was...an elaborate plot to get that antisocial weirdo to drink and smoke again. I hate being found out!
On top of that, I regularly arrange to have his tennis court lights shut off when he's about to ride. I know tons of hackers all around the world, and they help me to ruin his life. I got the idea from Martti Kuoppa, who sent him a secret message in the Impulsivity videos. Martti has nothing better to do than worry about riders from decades past by flipping them off after some f*cking whiplashes.
*Hi, Ross*