CFO´s Flatland Unlimited 8

[Kevin G.]

Friday March 2 - Registration / Practice (noon to 9 pm)

Saturday March 3 - AM Classes (including Vet) (10 am to 7pm)

Sunday March 4 - PRO (10 am to 6 pm)

I will be entering novice too, I don't mind if you borrow my bike for your run, but not for practising because I'll need it.

[flatlandpercy]

Hey very important!***
1. Make sure you give you kitty cat's big fat shmelly bum hugs before the event.
2. I heard the Howard Johnson is all booked up so if your staying there, put a sign
representing you and your occupants on the door so we can come knockin on dat
chit when the partying starts; that way you won't get left out!  If you didn't get in
at the Howard Johnson in time, then look for the posters with names and just go
a knockin yourself, someone will be happy to hold your black a#$ up for the night.
This is flatlander ettiqueetttee.
3. FLATLAND UNDERWATER!  I know there's a great lake near by, it's almost an ocean.
Let's do it!
L C for life!!!

[SFV_BOY]

I'm going!

[monis]

so is there going to be an afterparty or anything like that?

[flatlandpercy]

Yes we need to go scuba diving or party on the beach nearby.
I know the water isn't far.  Richard is bringing me an ice axe
that I will use as a fishing spear.  Whatever I catch will be
evenly distributed for dinner that night around the beach fire.
As I am providing the hunting needs for the group, I will be busy
in the ocean; I will need someone to volunteer in making fire
on the beach while I am out.  Also, if someone has bongo drums
and a wood carving knife bring those as well please and thangow.
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If the season is low, we will have to migrate elsewhere, may I suggest
CN Tower top.  The altitude will make our legs shake, as we prepare
the difficult ascent.  I've yet to make it to the actual summit, only
placarded around the crappy "tourist" level.  The real fun presents itself
at the lightning rodded tip of the outpost.  First one there will reap the
benefit of seeing the heavens; and will assume full disclosure of their
inherrited rights to the tower.
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If worse comes to worse, and all climbers parish in the incident, and fish
are scarce; then I will suggest my last option: "Roughhousing in the pool".
This will be a great way to 'let off steam' from the preceeding failures.
But seeing as how the hotel doesn't have such a vicinity, someone needs
to step up to the plate and bring their pool from home.  Hopefully it is
inflatable, but anything will work; garbage bags, bags of water, etc.
We have to be creative here.  The sky is NOT the limit, as per usual.

Tango

[rideflat43]

CRAZY CANUCKLEHEAD
DAMN YOU MAKE OUT LIKE AN ESKIMO!

[ASC]

FAT TONY is also the Official MC for the weekend.

Its about time he made a grand appearance and some heavy noise towards Flatland and not just during the T.O BMX Metro Jam;)

Congrats on FU 8... CFO BMX folks....WOW WOW WOW!!!! 

Tango... I have a huge Japanese stainless steel blade if need be. Lake Ontario...oops meant Ocean has some big toxic unknown fish that only a Flatlander's stomach can handle. Num Num Yum Yum and more NumB
 

[bhuffman]

Looking for someone to crash with us at the Raddisson. $30 a night.

[Mike Smith]

I'm heading to Toronto in the a.m., gotta long drive from Indiana. Dunno if I'm roughing it or getting a hotel, might be up for sharin' a room. Monis is gonna be livin' large at the Hojo...with his 19 year old bitches...woooo!!