One day I was doing tricks down the road and this fat lady on the walkway yells to me "Aren't you a bit big for that bike?" and I responded "Aren't you a bit big for a sidewalk?
i hate basketball players. couldn't begin to count the number of times there are 3 empty courts and f*cks come straight to the one that i'm in and start shooting baskets like i'm not there. when i hear the 'its a basketball court' line i respond that it's an empty court and that basketball & hopscotch are two of many options available in the free and empty space. then i ask why they're showing me such a lack of respect since i was clearly there first and that usually ends that. plus you can ride in basketball players way and bonk their ball around. they don't like that too much though