Boomerangs explained!

[tod miller]

by forum regular, JFo's. 

You got to love JFo's ways with words...found this on 23mag.com, and it had me laughing for a good ten minutes...you might need a secret decoder ring to translate, lol.   


Jfos, www.pedalbmx.com, june 2005: ...a flail isnt a randy roll but if you do more than one randy roll its Randy Rolls...unless your not touching the right leg first if rotating clockwise or the left foot first if rotating counter clockwise ya know can can kind of style if you went normal foot first itd be normal run of the mill boomerangs no matter how many were done...if you had the brake applied atleast 35% of the rotation if you didnt have the brake applied itd be rolling boomerangs ..even if you did have the brake applied..but less than 15% of the rotation... if you go around more than once and keep rolling then its multiple flails..unless you dont use the brake or do..but LISTEN PEOPLE IT HAS TO BE OFF THE PEDAL ..or back peg...either way its a flail but you gotta roll!..unless you didnt go off the pedal if you did but didnt roll and applied the brake the entire route then landed back on the pedal it would be a pedal to pedal boomerang unless the fron accidently pops up then we have a whole new set of "what da hellz" that'd be a pedal to pedal decade...unless it was rolling..then it'd be a pedal to pedal rolaid..which no doubt would be badmuvafugginazz even if you did hit the brake for a nano......if you went off the peg itd be a boomerang IF you used to brake and the front end stayed down..now if you do none of the above no matter what itd be a handglider('s) of course....you simply add s's to multiply the 'splainin...but then you have to do more than one and a half...a half isnt a whole... my question would be... if I spend the day doing brakeless boomerangs no more than one at a time..am I doing boomerangs? or multiple single boomerangs over a period of time?

[MICHELE]

crazy

[MICHELE]

i think that reading this i have unlearned boomerangs.

[Mark McGrade]

10 brain cells just jumped out of my ears screaming & ran out my front door after reading that.

Thanks. :-/

[LOU4130]

epic... lol

[manu]

Does this guy talk like that also?
I just have to know!

[thestraw]

i think that reading this i have unlearned boomerangs.

and by unlearning them you have learned wisely.  jfo's is dirty clay and together with thestraw we are adobe.  and jeff mostly only types this way, mostly

[JFos]

michelle if you dont know what a randy roll is you cant unlearn a boomerang,

I hope every one understands this was humor. This was me making a failed attempt to explain that what people are doing inmost cases IS NOT ANYTHING close to a just a or more than A boomerang. Adobes intact. Todd understands my un-humor. however he knows what randy rolls are I believe.

: P Michelle makes me irregular on the forum all over it...wet n brown.

[MICHELE]

and by reading this post i unlearned how to properly use my brain.

at the moment i don't remember what a randy roll is but i knowed that in the past before losing the use of my brain.

[JFos]

un-lose your brain.  

lets talk unboomerangs!!!!!!!!!

I explained the randy roll above BTW.

its a can can boomerang either from the pedal or back peg (never said it cant be in the boomer manual) landing right foot first on top tube..some people chose to chill out at that spot...I used to do a backwards frame stand right then and there with sass. then even be arrogant enough to continue with a couple more randy rolls...with a lil help form my friend brake. lil. wee bit lil'z.

someone lied when they said flatland doesnt have can cans.

this makes me think of a new trick for keelan.

backwards framestand wheelies. lean back.

[jm]

65% of the time JFos makes perfect sense every time.

[MICHELE]

after my last post i went out 5 mins to take my car from the road outside my house to bring it in the garages under my house (under an heavy rain) and while thinking of that f*cking boomefang an this song at the same time (

365 X POMPO NELLE CASSE

)
and after parking my car under the house i picked up my bike from my car that was now under the house and did a first try somethingrang from peg to pedals landing it whit the bike going in the opposite direction of when i started and whitout brakes but whit a small hop at the end.

now explain that.

[JFos]

u just did very well. 

but why would you park your car under your house? 

you sure you didnt park your house on top of your car?

I dont think you know what the fifty seven flavors of boomerang are yet.

[tod miller]

u just did very well. 

but why would you park your car under your house? 

you sure you didnt park your house on top of your car?

I dont think you know what the fifty seven flavors of boomerang are yet.

Why would you park in a driveway, but drive in a parkway? 

And if I could unlearn these, I would.  Like a rubberband that goes SNAP!

[trini flat]

lmao i love this thread