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Offline Nails

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 03:15:34 PM »
thats different
good on him
still learning

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 05:28:25 PM »
Oh so thats what we're all doing wrong!


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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 05:31:42 PM »
you also have to have 60spoke wheels... :rolleyes:
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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 07:33:32 PM »
Can we please start a bike project, for this gentleman??

I see what he is doing and I’m not mad at him one bit.

For sure I’ve got some parts to get this started.

At this point, I too ask my self… why?

Picture this,

We build a bike with some up to date parts. We cover it in flat bike/part manufacturers/retailer brand decals, like sequence Sickchild, bizhouse and  flatlandfuel.com

This will be like planting a seed…

Later, every other yoga enthusiasts interested in following in the steps of Mr. Khiv Raj Gurjar will see his sweet flatland dike….

If my calculations are correct they will visit flatlandfuel.com instead of Wal-Mart!

I think that by purchasing a superior product for this purpose will greatly minimize the risk of equipment failure.

When attempting to achieve higher levels of meditation, the last thing you want to think about is that wedge stem slipping on you!!!

Seriously! Think about it!

This can open The market of flatland parts to a totally new group of consumers armed with guts, disposable income, and a steady blood pressure as an added benefit of meditating.   

Did I mention?

The possibility of a new branch of cycling growing right next to, that not so sure if it’s dead or alive branch of cycling we call Flatland!

Oh! I almost forgot…

Type your response in caps lock if you disagree with contributing to the economy of flatland parts manufacture and retail.

Peace!
Julio

Wait...
Is this off topic? ;-)


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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 07:50:52 PM »
Are you for real?
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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 08:01:47 PM »
All based on, Anecdotal Data.   ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 08:43:26 PM »
that dude needs a set of tuff wheels.

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 09:03:06 PM »

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 09:18:17 PM »
Is this the next step in Flatland Fashion? Nice Pants! Btw He is standing on the bike's spokes. Radial lacing is strong.

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2009, 10:12:34 PM »
what is wrong with people that they feel they need to do these things?

is that really necessary? whats next.....yoga at gun point? ^_^

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 10:52:27 PM »
Is it just me that thinks these pictures are obviously not real? Looks like 3D Max or something similar to me.

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2009, 10:56:04 PM »
Is it just me that thinks these pictures are obviously not real? Looks like 3D Max or something similar to me.

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Yeah, that's some questionable photoshopping.  

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2009, 10:58:05 PM »
i'm thinking the same thing....


why is it that it seems the older people get the higher they wear their pants.......like you could tell someones age by the height of their pants ^_^

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Re: It's not flatland...
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2009, 05:12:09 AM »
So is this actually real? When I saw it I was thinking it was the Onion or something. The pictures look too perfect. If it's actually real, cheers to that guy. I hope I'm still on a bike at 61. Damn. He looks to be in the same boat as me with that quill stem and that dinner plate 44t chainwheel. What the hell kind of frame is that anyway? It's either cheap as hell or it's from the 90s. Those wheels are nuts.