I want to set up a bike..nice and shiny..but something tweaked on it so its a death trap
I will leave it in my yard and random places and watch from a distance..when the theif takes off i will start a high speed pursuit..watch as the bike blows up and the theif eats sh*t at high speed..
my idea is to cut a sh*tty pair of forks in half at the steer tube ,but hold them together with a pvc pipe..when the theif hits a bump at speed- goodbye teeth
any ideas for a deathtrap bike?