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Title: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 06:41:18 PM
Hi all!
That mine newfotos from today! enjoy and comment!

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Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: Milenko2121 on September 12, 2007, 06:44:59 PM
damn feels like an 80's movie.
nice riding.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: Kevin @Mülheim Ruhr (NRW) on September 12, 2007, 06:52:33 PM

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Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: hate5six on September 12, 2007, 06:57:52 PM
This guy again?  I think we're still waiting on some videos you promised back on the PedalBMX boards.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: TJ Perry on September 12, 2007, 07:01:07 PM
Best. Gimmick. Ever.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: lardpacker on September 12, 2007, 07:06:45 PM
This guy again?  I think we're still waiting on some videos you promised back on the PedalBMX boards.

Haha, I still remeber that. There was this big argument about him doing Lee M's tricks. Once I saw this post I thought 'Uh oh' straight away.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: griOt on September 12, 2007, 07:12:21 PM
You got all dressed up for us global-flat members, rock on  :beer:

that sitting time machine pic is sick. i want to see in action
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 07:15:01 PM

that sitting time machine pic is sick. i want to see in action

ok  -_-
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: hate5six on September 12, 2007, 07:17:46 PM
Best. Gimmick. Ever.

I mean, I gotta hand it to him.  This is probably the longest running joke since Ice Money...
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 07:18:42 PM
ok? so youre going to post a video?...those tricks all seem possible anyways so i wouldnt be surprised...but still cmon..post a video
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 07:22:17 PM
ok? so youre going to post a video?...those tricks all seem possible anyways so i wouldnt be surprised...but still cmon..post a video

hmmm...im thinking about video.....
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: TOflat on September 12, 2007, 07:29:50 PM
video, or guaranteed these are fake...again....but still. Its fun to think some of these are possible without expressing anything on your face or body.

nm, theyre photoshopped. but interesting way of going about making pictures nonetheless.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 07:37:41 PM
ok? so youre going to post a video?...those tricks all seem possible anyways so i wouldnt be surprised...but still cmon..post a video

hmmm...im thinking about video.....

oh youre thinking about it...cmon can you see...people are telling you over and over and theyve already asked you...where do you live...im sure we can get someone to flim you...say the word...lets get it on..unless you somehow find a way to fake a video...is that possible...but i dont know...i dont have an opinion about it being fake or not...i just want to see the video...so hook it up dawg
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: EZChris on September 12, 2007, 07:39:39 PM


nm, theyre photoshopped. but interesting way of going about making pictures nonetheless.

How can you prove they are photoshopped?

It would be alot easier to just go and pose for the pictures

Innocent till proven guilty.

If anyone can come up with some sort of concrete proof these are faked or real then there we have it, but untill then, innocent till proven guilty.



EDIT: If you look in the photo of the sitting down time machine thingy-bob-bollock-squasher you can see another flatlanders wheel in the background. Who would go out and ride with someone who fakes pictures, tbh.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 07:40:41 PM
ok? so youre going to post a video?...those tricks all seem possible anyways so i wouldnt be surprised...but still cmon..post a video

hmmm...im thinking about video.....

oh youre thinking about it...cmon can you see...people are telling you over and over and theyve already asked you...where do you live...im sure we can get someone to flim you...say the word...lets get it on..unless you somehow find a way to fake a video...is that possible...but i dont know...i dont have an opinion about it being fake or not...i just want to see the video...so hook it up dawg

Hey, if I do not spread video it does not mean, that it is a fake. And you did not think, what I do not do video essentially because I consider it superfluous???? And in general, I the best flatlander in Russia.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 07:43:08 PM
wtf....so why are you showing off gfor then...showing off your pictures..thats not "superflous..."?...and omg....just the face that you consider yourself the "best"....cmon man...dont call yourself the best and then be pussy...ya i can post up pics of my self doing many many ridicoulosuly hard tricks that i can even roll a half circle or more but i dont pu them on film because i cant ride into ot out of them yet...but yo...why you putting your sh*t up and then you dont want to back it up...f*ck that
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: ilyas on September 12, 2007, 07:46:43 PM
nice shoes man....
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 07:49:16 PM
first you thought about a video and then two minutes later it "superflous"...that was a lot of thinking!...cmon man...dont be a ****ing pussy...put up the video...shut me up once and for all...and obviously youre still online and youve read this...so what? whats it going to be? you just going to put up the pics and call yourself the "best"...i didnt mind youre pics ...sure they could be real..but just the fact that you called yourself the best flatlander in russia...i mean cmon wtf...are you kidding me....where do you live man...give us the location...im sure we can find someone to go and film you...f*ck that...send me your adress..i'll send you 20-30 dollars in the mail...is tht enough of an incentive for you to post a video...or is that too "superflous"...hahaha
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 07:53:29 PM
wtf....so why are you showing off gfor then...showing off your pictures..thats not "superflous..."?...and omg....just the face that you consider yourself the "best"....cmon man...dont call yourself the best and then be pussy...ya i can post up pics of my self doing many many ridicoulosuly hard tricks that i can even roll a half circle or more but i dont pu them on film because i cant ride into ot out of them yet...but yo...why you putting your **** up and then you dont want to back it up...**** that


You can think that you want, but to prove I I gather nothing, because I consider, that video is a silly facade and peacockery. If I shall want, I shall necessarily make and I shall show it to everything if I shall not want - that I shall not make. And that I really best in Russia is the naked truth and I am not going to hide it because of modesty.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 07:55:07 PM
nice shoes man....

Special for you  :mellow:
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 07:56:30 PM
modesty????hahahaha....wow man.... talk about self love and jacking off compulsively...do you even know what modesty means?!?!...the video is a silly facade then what about the pictures....a video is just a lot of pictures...think of it like that...just a moving picture...that youre too pussy to post...**** you..
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: YAN on September 12, 2007, 08:00:18 PM
2B_ZekE:Слушай,а чё за руль у тебя стоит?
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 08:02:08 PM
if that means..."can i please post your video b-zeke"?

then yes please post the video
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: @venicebch on September 12, 2007, 08:03:20 PM
is emo big in russia? 
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: TOflat on September 12, 2007, 08:03:32 PM


nm, theyre photoshopped. but interesting way of going about making pictures nonetheless.

How can you prove they are photoshopped?

It would be alot easier to just go and pose for the pictures

Innocent till proven guilty.

If anyone can come up with some sort of concrete proof these are faked or real then there we have it, but untill then, innocent till proven guilty.



EDIT: If you look in the photo of the sitting down time machine thingy-bob-bollock-squasher you can see another flatlanders wheel in the background. Who would go out and ride with someone who fakes pictures, tbh.

look at the photo of the kickflip hitchhiker. now look at the front tire.
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 08:06:26 PM
whwres the pegs...that loooks like some kid riding on a bmx bike..it doesnt look like a flatlander
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: @venicebch on September 12, 2007, 08:14:12 PM
i want to see a video
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 08:17:31 PM
ya hes not online anymore...maybe he went to go film the video...hahaha...right...anyways...im looking forward to seeing the best flatlander in russia...hahahahah
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 08:23:50 PM
2B_ZekE:Ñëóøàé,à ÷¸ çà ðóëü ó òåáÿ ñòîèò?
   ëîíäîí áàéêñ - êâèí âèê 3, 8 äþéìîâ  :wub:
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 08:26:27 PM
so why dont you answer my question ...posting up pictures is not a silly facade or superflous but posting a video is? why???
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: kabirun on September 12, 2007, 08:27:27 PM
B_ZekE you are the Borat of flatland!!!

 I give you credit for not using brakes though!
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: ?uest on September 12, 2007, 08:28:36 PM
Zeke please explain:

1)
Bike is freakin; brand new! and for someone you can do these tricks, I think it would show some battle scars and wear and tear on at least ONE part of the bike????

2) black socks, golf shoes, pink shirt, extra tight pants?  Going to a dashboard confessional concert?

3) why not show at least ONE of these tricks on video?? Your bullsh*t wouldn’t stink as bad
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: griOt on September 12, 2007, 08:31:35 PM
in other words: if your gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk



(me i dont care, but im anxious to see that sitting timemachine)
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 08:40:21 PM
so why dont you answer my question ...posting up pictures is not a silly facade or superflous but posting a video is? why???

At me it is a lot of answers to your question. For example, photos to do more interestingly, they turn out more beautiful than video and bear more information. The photo can look constantly, and video sometimes even to examine to the end it would not be desirable, let alone repeated viewing! Video should be removed long and long to mount, and it to me to do laziness. You are satisfied now?
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: ASC on September 12, 2007, 08:43:25 PM
AAH are you in the Russian National Ballet?

 I know don't why everyone is up in arms about your clothing...like there must be a standard, and to think in the world of Flatland, where individuality is the name of the game.

Real or not...you not only baked, but you also caked on the fun.lol...N
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 08:43:57 PM
ya photos dont show the truth. **** beauty...lets see the truth...ya youre lazy? **** that youre a pussy...where do you live? i already asked you that 3 times already...cmon i know some flatlanders in russia...we can try and work somehting out where you can just ride you dont have to "mount" the video....and ya im not satisfied until i see that video
i mean i even offered you money...whats stopping you from putting up a video..is there any "real" reason...nah just some pussy excuses...f*ck that
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Revan23 on September 12, 2007, 08:50:24 PM
you boys are gonna be seriously embarassed if he does post a vid..... careful with the abuse  ;D
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 08:52:05 PM
i dont give a f*ck ...embaress me then.... but just the fact that he considers himself the best in russia and then pussies out from posting a video...after "thinking" about it...
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 08:52:54 PM
Zeke please explain:

1)
Bike is freakin; brand new! and for someone you can do these tricks, I think it would show some battle scars and wear and tear on at least ONE part of the bike????

2) black socks, golf shoes, pink shirt, extra tight pants?  Going to a dashboard confessional concert?

3) why not show at least ONE of these tricks on video?? Your bullsh*t wouldn’t stink as bad


1. It is a simple question - the bicycle seems absolutely new because I look after it as for my girlboyfriend or even better.  :wub:

2. I have badly understood this question but I can tell - I want so because it is my style! I such sexual!

3. Read this topick. I already have much told on the account of it.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 08:56:19 PM
so im going to ask you again...where do you live...i mean the best flatlander in russia and no other flatlander knows you or can back up your claims....where do you live? what city....cmon i know we can get you hooked up with someone who can film you...what are you so afraid of?
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 09:01:13 PM
ya i dont even know why im wasting my time...youre too much of a pussy to show us the real truth (a video) of youre riding .....
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 09:12:35 PM
so im going to ask you again...where do you live...i mean the best flatlander in russia and no other flatlander knows you or can back up your claims....where do you live? what city....cmon i know we can get you hooked up with someone who can film you...what are you so afraid of?

I live in Samara. And I the most famous flatlander in Russia, but me do not love for my talents because the overwhelming majority flatlanders in Russia are malicious and envious people.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: ASC on September 12, 2007, 09:13:11 PM
 ;D.....Monkey offered you money, he keeps calling you pussy...HAHAHA! OOOH whats really going  here?!

I am gonna tease you M you know that...HA!
Neela
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: SurfonFlatland on September 12, 2007, 09:14:48 PM
The only reason anyone is really mad/sh*t talking/abusing at Zeke is stemming from a great amount of jealousy toward Zeke.  Why do you need video?  These look like new tricks I have never seen before, why would he want other people doing the same tricks?  Not all riders are super consistent either.  You have the filmers dreams/nightmare riders, and the editors dream/nightmare riders.

What does it matter if his bike is clean.  What is wrong with wanting your $2000 investment, I mean bike, to stay looking good?  That is the same as looking at someones car with a perfect paintjob and saying "You don't drive that, there are no scracthes or scrapes."

Take into consideration, they could be new parts, or he just wants it to look good.  sh*t, look at Cory Festers bike(who by the way is amazing with a style like no other!!!).  Cory's bike has a dope paintjob, and anyone who has met Cory knows Cory's bike hits the floor!

There will always be the best rider to every region.

He can do these tricks, or he can't.  Either way, they are amazing photos!

Props to Zeke for the amazing pictures!!
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 09:22:08 PM
ya im jealous of him! thats exactly why im talking ****..i said those tricks all look possible so wtf...cmon man if you want to talk **** dont say the only reason "anyone" is really mad..

call me out straight up...tell me its me...dont generalise...

you know me and i know you and i know you and me both ride fo real and if it was like that i know you'd be down for filming and i would be too

...nah its just the fact that he said he was thinking of posting a video and then he calls making a video superflous and silly facade ..i mean when you have 10 bomb tricks like that...just post one any one.....

ya btw i mean pussy as a figure of speech..not literally...haha

read my posts...i never said his sh*ts fake...i still have no opinion on that...all im saying is...i want to see some of these tricks on video...wtf is wrong with that
im being jealous for asking him that???!!

...dont give a sh*tty excuse like saying videos are a silly facade or saying youre the "best" in russia
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 09:22:52 PM
The only reason anyone is really mad/**** talking/abusing at Zeke is stemming from a great amount of jealousy toward Zeke.  Why do you need video?  These look like new tricks I have never seen before, why would he want other people doing the same tricks?  Not all riders are super consistent either.  You have the filmers dreams/nightmare riders, and the editors dream/nightmare riders.

What does it matter if his bike is clean.  What is wrong with wanting your $2000 investment, I mean bike, to stay looking good?  That is the same as looking at someones car with a perfect paintjob and saying "You don't drive that, there are no scracthes or scrapes."

Take into consideration, they could be new parts, or he just wants it to look good.  ****, look at Cory Festers bike(who by the way is amazing with a style like no other!!!).  Cory's bike has a dope paintjob, and anyone who has met Cory knows Cory's bike hits the floor!

There will always be the best rider to every region.

He can do these tricks, or he can't.  Either way, they are amazing photos!

Props to Zeke for the amazing pictures!!

Thanks! It is pleasant to read such messages!
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: ollie on September 12, 2007, 09:25:11 PM
Zeke. Great pictures but tell me... Which trick can you do(I think not all of them)? If nothing, no problem, still nice fantasy! And explain how to hold these tricks only for a sec...
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 09:30:42 PM
did i say the tricks are fake? nah...i only wanted to see the videos...and when he gives they stupid excuses and claiming to be the "best in russia - modestly" then wtf are you supposed to say?...Im jealous for asking him to post a video?? which i did at first respectfully...yo tyler i know you said all that...but now im going to reply and youre going to ignore that right?
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 09:35:38 PM
Zeke. Great pictures but tell me... Which trick can you do(I think not all of them)? If nothing, no problem, still nice fantasy! And explain how to hold these tricks only for a sec...

sitting time machine and xfoot p-s-t-m is hard tricks  -_-
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 09:40:43 PM
and that coming from someone who was dying to see the video from metro^^...cmon man...dont generalise you know you were talking about me

ya those are hard tricks no doubt i respect that...what i dont respect is a nonsensical excuse like that...if it was something like..ya i dont want to film my tricks just yet....i dont want to show anyone my tricks yet that would be cool...but after youve already posted a picture then whats the harm in posting the video...we already know what we are looking for ..its the same thing pretty much

...but how do you go about calling yourself the best flatlander...who is the "best"...certainly flatlanders know that there is no "best"..everyones different

Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 09:45:37 PM
did i say the tricks are fake? nah...i only wanted to see the videos...and when he gives they stupid excuses and claiming to be the "best in russia - modestly" then wtf are you supposed to say?...Im jealous for asking him to post a video?? which i did at first respectfully...yo tyler i know you said all that...but now im going to reply and youre going to ignore that right?

I badly understand you. Please, write more correctly.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 09:47:27 PM
forget that^ forget you^ im going riding
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: brany on September 12, 2007, 09:51:06 PM
I live in Samara. And I the most famous flatlander in Russia, but me do not love for my talents because the overwhelming majority flatlanders in Russia are malicious and envious people.

one of the best jokes ever ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Milenko2121 on September 12, 2007, 09:59:18 PM
is this the same guy who said he could do a hiker on the bars?
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:00:22 PM
I live in Samara. And I the most famous flatlander in Russia, but me do not love for my talents because the overwhelming majority flatlanders in Russia are malicious and envious people.

one of the best jokes ever ;D ;D ;D

There Can be for you it is a joke, but actually it is the naked truth.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
OMFG. GTFO.

video or nothin.


oh yeah..   i've spoke to russian flatlanders and they say you struggle with hang5's


so bye.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:03:55 PM
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Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: FreeEnterprise on September 12, 2007, 10:05:21 PM
Sweet pics. Good job!
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:06:15 PM
i hope you mean my vodka.. and not his half assed fake tricks
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:08:58 PM
you boys are gonna be seriously embarassed if he does post a vid..... careful with the abuse  ;D


he is NEVER gonna post a video 4 for reasons

1. he is a pussy
2. he cant ride.
3. he knows we know these points
4. see points 1-3
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: FreeEnterprise on September 12, 2007, 10:10:32 PM
I bet he is better than you blinding...

Some of those tricks would be hella hard to fake... He has to have skills. in my opinion.


And yes, I remember the pedal threads from before.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:11:25 PM
OMFG. GTFO.

video or nothin.


oh yeah..   i've spoke to russian flatlanders and they say you struggle with hang5's


so bye.


Hahaha. Has found to whom to trust. hahaha. I have told above, that in Russia me do not love even more than here and each Russian flatlanders considers as the duty to blacken my reputation or to tell any muck or lie.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:14:42 PM
Free.. he might well be better than me..but here is the thing

I DONT come on the forums going OMFGZ i can do triplebackfliphitchikertimemachinedickdanglers!"!"!!!!!

and a gay ass photo..

if you are gonna front like you gotz skills.. post the f*ckin vid or shut the f*ck up...

cos NO-1 has any SOLID PROOF .. that he isnt bullsh*tting us.

he's all talk and no gonads.. if he can do the tricks then he can post the vid.
its that simple.

surely someone with his "talent" should be sponsored by now.. oh yah.. right..
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:15:31 PM
you boys are gonna be seriously embarassed if he does post a vid..... careful with the abuse  ;D


he is NEVER gonna post a video 4 for reasons

1. he is a pussy


I not a Pussy. Pussy have your girl or the guy or I do not know who.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: yoksthed0pest on September 12, 2007, 10:17:36 PM
B_ZekE, I want to see you in action  :wub:
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:17:50 PM
infact.. im gonna PROVE a point

as soon as Simon gets back from singapore.. im gonna do ALL those tricks..

photos only..


any fool can step into all of that sh*t
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:18:21 PM
Free.. he might well be better than me..but here is the thing

I DONT come on the forums going OMFGZ i can do triplebackfliphitchikertimemachinedickdanglers!"!"!!!!!

and a yag ass photo..

if you are gonna front like you gotz skills.. post the ****in vid or shut the **** up...

cos NO-1 has any SOLID PROOF .. that he isnt bull****ting us.

he's all talk and no gonads.. if he can do the tricks then he can post the vid.
its that simple.

surely someone with his "talent" should be sponsored by now.. oh yah.. right..

I have already explained the reason on which I do not spread video and to repeat all I do not gather. Read messages above.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:20:38 PM
NO you do not post a video because YOU PHAIL

and cant actually do the trick. if you could.. you would just post a vid so you dont have to put up with us calling you a liar..
and we all will continue to do so till you prove us wrong by posting a video.

put up or shut up

Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: jffe on September 12, 2007, 10:21:40 PM
----The only trick there that isn't years old, is the weird sitting down time machine, if that's what it's supposed to be. All the rest have been done, and most several years ago, not that they aren't difficult, but who cares really, Trevor Meyer can do more of everyone else's tricks than Zeke here, and no one cares 1/10th this much. As far as not posting a video of some kind, I would have to say that's because he cannot do the tricks in the pictures, otherwise, he'd have just posted a video. If I really wanted to get Freudian, I'd suggest the reaction to Mathias's latest video riled him, and he needed some attention, because as some people have stated in this thread, this ain't the first time a batch of pics from Zeke has made the rounds. Personally, I'd like to see the weirds sit-n-spin time machine, as for the rest, I've already seen the guys who made those tricks up do them, so who cares. *shrug*

jffe
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:24:05 PM
word
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 10:27:08 PM
thanks blindingsun
and one more thing no real flatlander would claim to be the best. even if they are the best i have never seen or heard anyone boast about it. it simply isnt the flatland code of conduct. i know flatlanders in russia or anywhere would only have mad respect for you if you could do those tricks in front of them. actually im think he is enjoying/ turned on by the humiliation and insults

oh and if anyone asks..ya i was gone riding..unfortunately there are preschool kids running around and playing at my spot so im just waiting for them to leave before going back out
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:29:39 PM
seriously.... this guy should just be IP banned as he does nothing but come here to cause a flame war,.

he is like mutt.. but mutt at least has reasons for being an Artard
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:33:05 PM
NO you do not post a video because YOU PHAIL

and cant actually do the trick. if you could.. you would just post a vid so you dont have to put up with us calling you a liar..
and we all will continue to do so till you prove us wrong by posting a video.

put up or shut up



You very strange man. I all have explained already hundred times about video, and you as though did not see it and did not read.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:35:14 PM
i dont give 2 Fu cks bout why u havent posted a vid

but UNTILL you do. no1 is gonna believe you

so just post it and shut us up


oh yeah..thats right. you cant REALLY do the tricks anyway


the BEST FLATLANDER ON THE PLANET would prove it.

so please// prove it.. oh fooking great one

u wish.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:37:18 PM
seriously.... this guy should just be IP banned as he does nothing but come here to cause a flame war,.

he is like mutt.. but mutt at least has reasons for being an Artard

I love you for your guesses! But it is not necessary to bann me at this forum. Me already have banned on two Russian bmx forums.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:38:47 PM
yeah i can imagine..

i dont Fu cking blame them to be fair..

i dont like liars either...
maybe we should make it 3 just to be on the safe side

VIDEO pl0x
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:40:58 PM


but UNTILL you do. no1 is gonna believe you



Do not speak for all. Speak only for itself.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:43:01 PM
no no.. im definetly speaking for

Me.
Mutt
Tj perry
Simon.
Monkeyflat
Jffe,.

and everyone who thinks your faker than michael jacksons alibies.


POST THE FOOKING VID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:44:51 PM
i think there is more chance of seeing video footage of TUPAC alive and well today than seeing you pull these tricks

Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:45:35 PM
yeah i can imagine..

i dont Fu cking blame them to be fair..

i dont like liars either...
maybe we should make it 3 just to be on the safe side

VIDEO pl0x


I not the liar. I do that I do. And if you do not trust are your problems.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:48:33 PM
nno. i just dont trust LIARS


And WTF is this spose to be? explain it?

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7646/32kh2.jpg)
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:51:01 PM
PLEASE

tell me its an Upside down Pedaling X-footed megaspin!!!!!
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:51:10 PM
no no.. im definetly speaking for

Me.
Mutt
Tj perry
Simon.
Monkeyflat
Jffe,.

and everyone who thinks your faker than michael jacksons alibies.


POST THE FOOKING VID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only six person from which here is present four are not a parameter something. And who such these Simon and Mutt? How you can speak for them if they here are not present?
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 10:51:46 PM
The "reasons" why he wont post a video...blindingsun tell me if any of these make any sense at all or seem like a real reason

hmmm...im thinking about video.....

Hey, if I do not spread video it does not mean, that it is a fake. And you did not think, what I do not do video essentially because I consider it superfluous???? And in general, I the best flatlander in Russia.

You can think that you want, but to prove I I gather nothing, because I consider, that video is a silly facade and peacockery. If I shall want, I shall necessarily make and I shall show it to everything if I shall not want - that I shall not make. And that I really best in Russia is the naked truth and I am not going to hide it because of modesty.

At me it is a lot of answers to your question. For example, photos to do more interestingly, they turn out more beautiful than video and bear more information. The photo can look constantly, and video sometimes even to examine to the end it would not be desirable, let alone repeated viewing! Video should be removed long and long to mount, and it to me to do laziness. You are satisfied now?
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: yoksthed0pest on September 12, 2007, 10:52:23 PM
B_ZekE, no more excuses of why no vid.

Take vid with camfone or
sh*tty camera with no sound and only 40sec record time.

 -_-
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:52:52 PM
PLEASE

tell me its an Upside down Pedaling X-footed megaspin!!!!!


Yes devil take it! You are right!  :wub: :wub:
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:53:50 PM
SHUT DOWN,.

Because IT IS IMPOSSIBLE..to peddal with your legs crossed

YOU PHAIL!
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 10:58:20 PM
SHUT DOWN,.

Because IT IS IMPOSSIBLE..to peddal with your legs crossed

YOU PHAIL!



It is quite possible if to scroll pedals not on a full circle (as at normal upsd pedal megaspin) and possible if to tighten up pedals on back and forth motions on sector of a circle.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 10:59:22 PM
STFU..

you just got SERVED

it is PHYSICALLY impossible to pedal with your legs crossed.its THAT simple..

Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 11:01:10 PM
Vid Pl0x -Vid Pl0x -Vid Pl0x -Vid Pl0x -Vid Pl0x -Vid Pl0x -Vid Pl0x -
 
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: ?uest on September 12, 2007, 11:03:51 PM
(http://www.mundania.com/hoax-lg.jpg)
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 11:04:53 PM
ROFLMAO ;D
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 11:05:23 PM
STFU..

you just got SERVED

it is PHYSICALLY impossible to pedal with your legs crossed.its THAT simple..



Read the message above. I do not speak, that this standard torsion of pedals. This torsion on not to a full circle. Easier speaking - which legs in such position allow to make torsion. Sorry, if it is badly written, but it is complex to explain it in English.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 11:06:04 PM
([url]http://www.mundania.com/hoax-lg.jpg[/url])

What is this?)
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 11:06:42 PM
sorry, i dont care what explaination you give. you cant do it.
be pwnd.
go home and cry emo-boutique boy
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: tranqulized on September 12, 2007, 11:07:51 PM
SHUT DOWN,.

Because IT IS IMPOSSIBLE..to peddal with your legs crossed

YOU PHAIL!

No that is not impossible.... I have seen with my own 2 eyes stephen cerra doing that exact trick at york jam in 2004.... I know there were others standing around watching  him do it... He wasn't dialed at it, but he was keepin it goin to say the least....
its by all means possible.... looks akward as hell... but its by all means possible...
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: B_ZekE on September 12, 2007, 11:08:18 PM
sorry, i dont care what explaination you give. you cant do it.
be pwnd.
go home and cry emo-boutique boy
  Yes, I now go to sleep. We shall meet tomorrow.  :wub:
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 11:10:02 PM
you would have to crank it.. you couldnt turn full circles on the pedals...

either way..his foot isnt on the pedal

so .. he's full of BS as far as im concerned. untill i see a vid
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 11:10:53 PM
ya you cant pedal all the way in a circle? can you?...you can keep pumping it though right? just giving it little cranking...anyways...haha...wow...what an issue....yo blindingsun..who are the russian flatlanders you talked to..i would love if someone secretely filmed this dude and showed us the future bombs of flatland(right)
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: tranqulized on September 12, 2007, 11:11:46 PM
you would have to crank it.. you couldnt turn full circles on the pedals...

either way..his foot isnt on the pedal

so .. he's full of BS as far as im concerned. untill i see a vid
Yes, its possible to get full pedaling goin.... I've seen cerra do it... Looks goofy as all hell, but its possible.... flip the bike upside down and get on it x-footed... I can pedal cross footed with the bike upside down laying on just the seat and bars.... You just need long lanky legs...
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 11:13:12 PM
no way!... i can kind of picture and belive it though...that sounds retardedly hard
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 11:13:27 PM
go out. turn ya bike upside down and try and pedal with ya leggs crossed

its NOT physically possible.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 11:13:53 PM
you would have to dislocate either your knee or hip to do it
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: tranqulized on September 12, 2007, 11:16:09 PM
go out. turn ya bike upside down and try and pedal with ya leggs crossed

its NOT physically possible.

Yes it is... I was just doing it like 2 minutes ago... you just need long lanky legs... one foot is just going to be more on the toes, thats all..
I've seen cerra do it at york jam.... and I know some other people saw it too...
it is indeed possible...
I've seen it, and others have seen it...
Your just not very flexible if you can't make it work..
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 11:18:00 PM
nah i think it would work^ kind of...try and picture it...
but cmon focus....the discussion - its not about that trick!...hahaha...anyways im thinking b-zeke is just enjoying annoying us...dont get wrked up because of him man
chillax

peac3
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: tranqulized on September 12, 2007, 11:20:56 PM
The way cerra was doing it, one leg was pedaling regular style, and the other leg was kinda bowing outward as he pedaled it behind his other one.... his toes were just barely on that pedal, but he had his foot on there enough to keep it pedaling...
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 12, 2007, 11:23:06 PM
ya i mean even riding normally both wheels on the ground..you can pedal x footed and opp x footed...same principle...apply it to being upside down going backwards....
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: marsan_flatland on September 12, 2007, 11:25:32 PM
The only reason anyone is really mad/**** talking/abusing at Zeke is stemming from a great amount of jealousy toward Zeke.  Why do you need video?  These look like new tricks I have never seen before, why would he want other people doing the same tricks?  Not all riders are super consistent either.  You have the filmers dreams/nightmare riders, and the editors dream/nightmare riders.

What does it matter if his bike is clean.  What is wrong with wanting your $2000 investment, I mean bike, to stay looking good?  That is the same as looking at someones car with a perfect paintjob and saying "You don't drive that, there are no scracthes or scrapes."

Take into consideration, they could be new parts, or he just wants it to look good.  ****, look at Cory Festers bike(who by the way is amazing with a style like no other!!!).  Cory's bike has a dope paintjob, and anyone who has met Cory knows Cory's bike hits the floor!

There will always be the best rider to every region.

He can do these tricks, or he can't.  Either way, they are amazing photos!

Props to Zeke for the amazing pictures!!


hahaahahah shut up

look at the guys........

he cannot do those tricks for shure

thats lie lie and lie

f*ck himm
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 12, 2007, 11:29:34 PM
POST>
A>
VID.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: bri (doogles) on September 12, 2007, 11:29:57 PM
it does seem iffy to me i would like to see a video of this as i was playing around i can hold those tricks for a second and in that time a picture can be taken easily.

so yes a video please  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: +++NEW FOTOS FROM B_ZekE+++
Post by: EZChris on September 12, 2007, 11:42:26 PM


look at the photo of the kickflip hitchhiker. now look at the front tire.


what about it? right click view image and it looks fine
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blind on September 13, 2007, 12:04:47 AM
oh god not this guy again.it is pretty funny that he takes the time to make fake pics to get a rise out of ppl.i bet him and all his frieds get a big kick out of this.funny but at the end of the day no one will ever see a video.i think its kind of disrepectful to REAL riders oh put the time in but what ever

could be worse u could be this guy
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/nokickmeout/CoolasIce.jpg)
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o246/h4nk3f4n/mrcoolice.jpg)
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: EZChris on September 13, 2007, 12:12:29 AM
the funny thing is he does it (if they are fake, ofc) clearly to provoke a reaction.

Whats even funnier is that he always gets the largist reaction in the history of whatever fourm we use at the time.

This thread has reached 8 pages in a matter of an hour, last time i checked it was still on its first.

So, either way, he wins guys. You are giving him the reason to post this "crap", if it is indeed crap ofc.

myself, am open minded, i couldnt care less either way - just think its funny how hyped up people get, its like gorden brown has just told us all he wants to invent "showroom tax". Oh wait, boll*kcs, he has.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Milenko2121 on September 13, 2007, 12:13:26 AM
what's the story behind Mr Cool Ice?
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Derek on September 13, 2007, 12:26:28 AM
Fake but funny as hell.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Oltorf n Congress on September 13, 2007, 12:57:40 AM
Yeah that looks staged to me.

Video?
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: pulsar on September 13, 2007, 01:10:02 AM
wow......an 8 page roast on this guy. i think you guys got him sweating like a whore in church. 

i have to get to a real PC where i can view these said fake tricks.

Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: x james x on September 13, 2007, 01:17:37 AM
Leave metro boy alone and he shall go away.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: JAY1WM on September 13, 2007, 01:43:20 AM
sorry, i dont care what explaination you give. you cant do it.
be pwnd.
go home and cry emo-boutique boy

LMFAO that killed me.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Duncan on September 13, 2007, 01:45:05 AM
is this the same guy who said he could do a hiker on the bars?

Nope. That would be Brian.

If marsan says its not possible though, its not possible. What position can he not contort himself into?

EDIT

I've done stuff like this before. Hell, me and a buddy of mine took pictures of him doing a endo wearing a full faced helmet and posted them on pedal.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: JAY1WM on September 13, 2007, 01:50:51 AM
someone pls pls pls start a faked flat photo topic, let's all get in on it, this is so funny.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: TOflat on September 13, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
9 pages of lies already?! Cmon, I remember back in the day when that macdonalds bike was posted with you doing all these lee musselwhite tricks and you came out and finally said they were photoshopped. Best rider in russia, DENIED!
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: monkeyflat on September 13, 2007, 02:35:42 AM
i wonder if theres a way to fake a video though...using wires and cables and special effects and all that..hollywood style...but still make it look real...i remember a dunamis designs ad i think it was where the guy jumps up and does likw10 barflips and other crazy sh*t and then its revealed he has a rope attached to his bike....ya i wonder if this is giving you any ideas b-zeke...hahaha

peace
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Oltorf n Congress on September 13, 2007, 02:36:04 AM
hahahaha      :beer:
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 13, 2007, 02:47:52 AM
someone pls pls pls start a faked flat photo topic, let's all get in on it, this is so funny.

gonna do some on sunday when simon gets back from singapore......

so expect me doin some messy stuff
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: yoksthed0pest on September 13, 2007, 02:48:42 AM
Name: Dima
Age: 21
Location: Samara, Russia
Job: The Great Poser  ;D ;D ;D
Riding since: 2003
Bike: Very emo sexy bike :wub: ohh yeahh!

Losung for a life: HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS!

 haha :rolleyes:
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: blindingsun on September 13, 2007, 03:11:19 AM
LOL/ i can fake too.. massive bunnhop halfhiker ftw

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1388/1368170791_d61465134e_o.jpg)
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Luis Elías on September 13, 2007, 03:32:47 AM
 ;DI'm sorry, this thread is too funny and I have to post something, I just couldn't resist ^_^. This guy looks like Richie Rich posing for the camera. And if you look closer it seems like he's saying: hurry, take the picture! lmao ^_^
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Luis Elías on September 13, 2007, 03:51:38 AM
hahaha seriously man go get a club and play golf. Then you can take pictures of yourself again and say you beat Tiger Woods  ^_^ This is the funniest thread ever.
Title: Re: New photos from B_ZekE
Post by: Todd Loves Curry on September 13, 2007, 03:57:52 AM
Please dont turn this place into another Pedal. Its already heading that way as it is.