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English => Flatland Media => Topic started by: Dmitry D. on June 23, 2008, 11:44:55 PM
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New summer, new photos, new trick from me! Oh yes, i love my bike! =)
More new pics will be soon.
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Thanks for posting...Very cool pictures!!!!
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cool!!!! lots of new stuff,,,,,,,,,,finally :beer:
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lovin it! they alllll look soo uncumfortable tho!!
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video pls
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video pls
Ok! Video soon! ;)
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video pls
Ok! Video soon! ;)
hahahahaha...whatever those tricks are all possible still...nice pics....this guy is AMAZING
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okok but I am wonder
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i notice a flatlander in the background in of the pictures....someone must know where thise spot is...some russian flatlander...because it looks like a nice spot....i would love to see them take some spyfootage of this dude....it would be a real blessing to watch him pergform these amazing tricks....i would consider it an honur to watch that after that i would never be able to watch another video ever again...how can it compare to this....keep riding hard man...youre an amazing mofo fo sho
peace
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No offense but those no-footed poses were some of the funniest I've ever seen. Like literal toilet humour.
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I really hope nobody took these seriously... Face it, if he could do half the sh*t that he poses pictures for... He'd be sponsored and at every comp in the world snatching up the money.
Just look at how awkward he looks doing those tricks...Look at all the pictures of real flatlanders doing real tricks, they look natural and smooth flowing.
If you spent the time you took to photoshop these pictures actually riding you might be half decent
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I really hope nobody took these seriously... Face it, if he could do half the sh*t that he poses pictures for... He'd be sponsored and at every comp in the world snatching up the money.
Just look at how awkward he looks doing those tricks...Look at all the pictures of real flatlanders doing real tricks, they look natural and smooth flowing.
If you spent the time you took to photoshop these pictures actually riding you might be half decent
huh what are you talking about. this guy is the REAL DEAL....i bet affter he comes out with his tricks on video you'll change your opinion quite queickly
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In Soviet Russia BIKE RIDES YOU!!!
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I really hope nobody took these seriously... Face it, if he could do half the sh*t that he poses pictures for... He'd be sponsored and at every comp in the world snatching up the money.
Just look at how awkward he looks doing those tricks...Look at all the pictures of real flatlanders doing real tricks, they look natural and smooth flowing.
If you spent the time you took to photoshop these pictures actually riding you might be half decent
huh what are you talking about. this guy is the REAL DEAL....i bet affter he comes out with his tricks on video you'll change your opinion quite queickly
Please tell me you're being sarcastic... He's been promising a video since the early days of pedal
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way to take a dump on your bike :rolleyes:
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I hate to talk crap because I suck at flat and can admit it but what in the heck is that last pic?!
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I really hope nobody took these seriously... Face it, if he could do half the sh*t that he poses pictures for... He'd be sponsored and at every comp in the world snatching up the money.
Just look at how awkward he looks doing those tricks...Look at all the pictures of real flatlanders doing real tricks, they look natural and smooth flowing.
If you spent the time you took to photoshop these pictures actually riding you might be half decent
huh what are you talking about. this guy is the REAL DEAL....i bet affter he comes out with his tricks on video you'll change your opinion quite queickly
Please tell me you're being sarcastic... He's been promising a video since the early days of pedal
obviously but still it must be hard to pose for those tricks too....can someone else please post fake pics like that too? its hard...why has no one done it yet..prove that it can be easily faked...takers?...if he practised posing them all the time he might actually roll a few of them...maybe the xfoot caboose or the deathtruck or whatever...so can someone else please post some pics like those?
peace
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*snif snif* smell like bullsh*t to me.
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those pictures are hilarious!! thanks for cheering me up xxx
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Look right underneath his camel toe... There looks like there's a crank coming out of his left thigh and look right about the top tube there's major discoloration
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Диман молоток, повеселило :))))))
Ya guys, I can vouch for that guy, he can do all of those tricks FLAWLESSLY, he is a russian pro rider. ;D ;D ;D
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fake... ammm ... bullsh*t... post a video...
until then it sure looks like a bunch of fake pictures! ^_^
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Guys! you just misunderstood everything actually it is not fotos of making tricks but these are the ones that shows us the process of falling of them look at the first one he was trying to make a gerator or whatever that he lost his balance caught the seat and here you go!
the second one
look he was doing a wheelchair than his right or left foot sliped and BAM..........here you go another great foto
the third one lookes like he have forgotten to put on brakes started switching between hang 10 and a steamroller but DAMN where are the brakes .........
the fourth one is a bit similar to the second but that time he was doing backside ride (or how is that trick called don't remeber) bAm another foto
the fifth
he was trying to cath pedal time machine but despite catching the pedal he caught a seat
the six one
oh thats hurts he was doing timemachine but you know the foot sliped and ....oh poor guy
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nothing to comment really look at his feet and how streched he is definetly not the right balance point
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don't let your foot slip from the pedal DON"T even think about this!!!!!!
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he was doing pedaling time machine than decided to switch to pedal backside ride and he found a seat
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oh that hurts
perhaps he was doing that crosfooted caboose then lost is balance his legs uncrossed and with the thought of keeping his balance in any possible position he caught the pegs (lookes like an old child game when you jump over each oher) and ......god knows what happened to him
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Диман молоток, повеселило :))))))
Ya guys, I can vouch for that guy, he can do all of those tricks FLAWLESSLY, he is a russian pro rider. ;D ;D ;D
Ахахаха ;D Спасибо, Санёк! мне тоже нравится :mellow: )) кстати это shijtfietser помогал фотки делать, если ты его помнишь ;))
i notice a flatlander in the background in of the pictures....someone must know where thise spot is...some russian flatlander...
This place is located in Samara, Russia. You can try to find it in Google maps.
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I really hope nobody took these seriously... Face it, if he could do half the sh*t that he poses pictures for... He'd be sponsored and at every comp in the world snatching up the money.
Just look at how awkward he looks doing those tricks...Look at all the pictures of real flatlanders doing real tricks, they look natural and smooth flowing.
If you spent the time you took to photoshop these pictures actually riding you might be half decent
huh what are you talking about. this guy is the REAL DEAL....i bet affter he comes out with his tricks on video you'll change your opinion quite queickly
Please tell me you're being sarcastic... He's been promising a video since the early days of pedal
obviously but still it must be hard to pose for those tricks too....can someone else please post fake pics like that too? its hard...why has no one done it yet..prove that it can be easily faked...takers?...if he practised posing them all the time he might actually roll a few of them...maybe the xfoot caboose or the deathtruck or whatever...so can someone else please post some pics like those?
peace
WTF are you even tring to say? So he should get props for posing fake pictures? Smell the coffee man, this guy is just a wanker. He should sell the bike to someone who's going to use it properly.
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suppose those are real, how come your arms stay so skinny ^_^
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No body say that it`s riding! It`s foto :)) Who cares fake or not :) Rider just make foto of his dream :)
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You give 'grace' a whole new meaning.
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No body say that it`s riding! It`s foto :)) Who cares fake or not :) Rider just make foto of his dream :)
You should get help.
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Wow...never seen anything like this. Now that's a Funky Chicken PooPoo Squat. Post more pics. Damn whatever he is doing, his keepin'the skinny. -_-
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well think about it if he really was doing the things in real life wheither he fell or what ever wouldn't there be alot more people watching him.
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Wow...never seen anything like this. Now that's a Funky Chicken PooPoo Squat. Post more pics. Damn whatever he is doing, his keepin'the skinny. -_-
I heard that he's note just rolling like this but actually pedalling with his asshole!!! And he spins it sooo fast that its hard to catch on film. This is some great stuff! An inspiration!
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Oh yeah look at that consintration as the pedal goes straight into his ass and ass he rides it
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Look right underneath him, the comrade with the red shirt is holding the bars... There looks like there's a yank coming out of this left side with his wife, and look right about the top there's major cloud discoloration
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more secrets revealed soon :mellow:
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Wow...never seen anything like this. Now that's a Funky Chicken PooPoo Squat. Post more pics. Damn whatever he is doing, his keepin'the skinny. -_-
I heard that he's note just rolling like this but actually pedalling with his asshole!!! And he spins it sooo fast that its hard to catch on film. This is some great stuff! An inspiration!
I dont think he's an asshole. He's a Russian Matthais.
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All right!
This guy is pure entertainment and I'd rather look at this photos pretty much to get some inspirations.
Keep doing what you do.. and very good effort!
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All right!
This guy is pure entertainment and I'd rather look at this photos pretty much to get some inspirations.
Keep doing what you do.. and very good effort!
I get inspirations on different ways of taking a sh*t :wub:
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B_ZekE is the best thing to happen to flatland.
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I dont think he's an asshole. He's a Russian Matthais.
He's not a Russian Matthias...
Matthias is a French B_Zeke.
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Dmitry what's up?!! all this banter is making me anxious to see the conclusion to the debate... is this real or no? need to see footie!! show your skillz bro!!
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there's no footage because there's no skills. kind of like blindingsun, just posting crap to get a rise out of people. i just think its sad, from a photographers point of view, to WANT to post that kind of crap. legit is legit, but those pics are garbage. so is the fake rider in the pics and so is the photographer for wasting time on such a thing.
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there's no footage because there's no skills. kind of like blindingsun, just posting crap to get a rise out of people. i just think its sad, from a photographers point of view, to WANT to post that kind of crap. legit is legit, but those pics are garbage. so is the fake rider in the pics and so is the photographer for wasting time on such a thing.
Garbage is you.
Your words are similar to pure envy. Because, most likely, you are able nothing and cannot think up any new trick. And especially you can not make a beautiful photo which are done by me. Your words look at least ridiculously, therefore be silent in general is better.
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Can you send a video of these tricks please ?
Because if it is really , if it is really tricks , congratulations ; I've never seen that !
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Can you send a video of these tricks please ?
Because if it is really , if it is really tricks , congratulations ; I've never seen that !
Ok! =) I hope to make video soon. Just in our city now is bad weather, and on spot blows a wind.
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a vid of those tricks would blow my mind, but til then I'm gonna say those could be fake.
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The whole suppository flatland idea is starting to make sense now.
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Garbage is you.
Your words are similar to pure envy. Because, most likely, you are able nothing and cannot think up any new trick. And especially you can not make a beautiful photo which are done by me. Your words look at least ridiculously, therefore be silent in general is better.
Ok! =) I hope to make video soon. Just in our city now is bad weather, and on spot blows a wind.
Love your type speak. Good Cracker! Com'on wanna see more trick pics. ;D
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this sh*ts f*cking hilarious....why dont you haters take pictures like that? doing messed up tricks that look like they could be real???
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ok ive been on gobal for awhile now and every now and then he will post a pic and say a video will be soon and nothing happens. come on i bet on that camera you can do videos. so the time you took taking these pics you could of filmed it so as i always thought THIS IS ALL BULL ;D
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Can you send a video of these tricks please ?
Because if it is really , if it is really tricks , congratulations ; I've never seen that !
Ok! =) I hope to make video soon. Just in our city now is bad weather, and on spot blows a wind.
ohh my god,the new martti kuoppa ...
congratulations...
how long do u ride?
i think they should put you in comics though...
or at least at jokes..
together with your name for the best flatlanders of all time at wiki pedia..
i am sure you will be laughing with this thread..
do u say that u really pulling that tricks to yourself also?
does he believe you?
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dimitry, your name is that of cheap-ass booze that don't do the trick. envious of you? you've got to be kidding me. do you walk around with a sack on your chin? learn proper english and put it to use. post a video of your tricks, twat-girl. you won't. you won't. carry a video camera when you go to fake these tricks next time so we all can see your expertise. the wind blows on your spot? i bet you blow at your spot. i looked up lying sack of crap in the dictionary, and it said anything you post-cuz you a damn fake-ass bullsh*tter. you are right. i can do nothing. i'm sooooooo envious of you and your fake-ass. if i wanted to sodomize myself, surely i wouldn't do it on my bike THEN post it on global. rat bastard.
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Hey, Stereolab, about the suppository thing, you're right, except dumitry is trying to cram some bullsh*t up our asses.
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----I always thought the B_zeke screen name was a 'Clerks' refference, but then I don't get out much. Even K Jones who never rides in front of people with video cameras anymore managed to post a couple clips of himself riding in the past decade, and the ever mystical Paul Osicka shows up for 2 mins every 3-4 years in a video. There's no excuse for not posting some clips 3 years later, well, there is one, but that's just that he can't do the moves in the pics. *shrug*
jffe
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you haters are just jealous that he have wonderfull picture's and you not ^_^
and if it is fake or not. so what! it enjoys me!
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dimitry, your name is that of cheap-ass booze that don't do the trick. envious of you? you've got to be kidding me. do you walk around with a sack on your chin? learn proper english and put it to use. post a video of your tricks, twat-girl. you won't. you won't. carry a video camera when you go to fake these tricks next time so we all can see your expertise. the wind blows on your spot? i bet you blow at your spot. i looked up lying sack of crap in the dictionary, and it said anything you post-cuz you a damn fake-ass bullsh*tter. you are right. i can do nothing. i'm sooooooo envious of you and your fake-ass. if i wanted to sodomize myself, surely i wouldn't do it on my bike THEN post it on global. rat bastard.
;D ;D ;D
Thanks, for a long time so im did not laugh!
You speak, what it I should learn English language? Ha-ha. And you saw what you write itself? Any stupid tropes with a heap of grammatic mistakes!
And in general, why you so seriously perceive all? You Call me, you bear any bosh... It obviously is not simple so! Or you cannot simply make anything better, than " funky chiken " ? Well in such a case go go for a drive, instead of litter the form with the delirium! Try to make even a small part for flatland that I have made!
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B_ZeKe... f*ck the haters!!! me and you both know you can do those tricks
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If these tricks are the real deal, Lee Mussellwhite would already be doing them right? Yo, Dmitry..... Put all this trash talking to rest and post one video of yourself doing one of these tricks. I am sure Russia has covered areas? doesn't it? I really hope these pics are the real deal. Until then, I'm leaning more towards "FAKE PICTURES".
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Yeah, pictures look kind of fake to me but...what does it matter??/. Each one to its own. Live and let die.
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YEAH, TO EACH HIS OWN....... I AM SURE DMITRY JUST GAVE A "REAL FLATLANDER" SOME GOOD IDEAS RIGHT? THANKS DMITRY FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO FLATLAND. YOU HAVE JUST OPENED SOME NEW DOORS.
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Oh Hello, 2004.
Nice to see you again, its been a while.
This topic is exactly how I remember it, people protesting the pics are real and people saying they are fake.
I'm still waiting for the video.
That camera you took it with has a video function. Do it faggot.
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B_Zeke > all members of this forum
He needs not prove himself to lowlifes like ourselves, as he is only occupied in the invention of new tricks and styles every day.
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It's amusing how butthurt people get over a couple of pictures, fake or not. Get off the internet and go ride a bike instead.
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haha. i think B-Zeke doesnt enter comps or put up video cuz he doesnt want us all feelin stupid.
thanx for being so modest, B-Zeke.haha. :P
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В РОТ МНЕ НОГИ!!!
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And still, I wish to tell, that it is impossible to trust the majority flatlanders from Russia. As many of them envy my talent, my photos and try to humiliate and speak slander in every possible way.
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jesus christ (im jewish :huh:) i had enough of this, see you at the local volleyball court!
xvatit pizdet c photkami
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what are you actually doing in your last pic? looks like an undertaker to faceplant.
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This stuff is amazing Inertia would be proud. The only one I have trouble believing is the one where your sitting on the pedal. I think D left as I joined GF
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[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=n2KZjUYC9GQ[/youtube]
A little of topic....but I keep thinking of this when i read whats going on here.
No offense to anyone...so who cares
Just ride and have fun
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You guys just wish you were the best rider in Russia. B_Zeke is a god.
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this sh*t has actually gone on for 5 pages.
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what bothers me most is how he acts like he is so much better than everyone else(including pros) and then says he wants to keep his tricks "secret" while posting up LARGE pics of himself. just end this and prove us all wrong by getting some video proof up.
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someone had mentioned a gyrator with holding the seat? there are only 2 people ive ever seen do a trick like that...myself...and chad degroot( but doing it cross footed)....
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I want every last one of you talking sh*t on him, to post a picture of you attempting to do any of the normal tricks he is doing - pedal time, etc. You can't just set up in these tricks like you could for a funky chicken or a hitch hiker, you must have some understanding and ability for doing the trick to actually get anywhere near the point where the picture was taken.
Hell, when is the last time one of you sh*t talkers thought up a trick nobody has seen or done before? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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I want every last one of you talking sh*t on him, to post a picture of you attempting to do any of the normal tricks he is doing - pedal time, etc. You can't just set up in these tricks like you could for a funky chicken or a hitch hiker, you must have some understanding and ability for doing the trick to actually get anywhere near the point where the picture was taken.
Hell, when is the last time one of you sh*t talkers thought up a trick nobody has seen or done before? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Edited cuz I got told
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tyler...i got one for ya...ill make it a point to whip it out in a few tries when i make it down that way and stay with scott.....take care...tim
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I want every last one of you talking sh*t on him, to post a picture of you attempting to do any of the normal tricks he is doing - pedal time, etc. You can't just set up in these tricks like you could for a funky chicken or a hitch hiker, you must have some understanding and ability for doing the trick to actually get anywhere near the point where the picture was taken.
Hell, when is the last time one of you sh*t talkers thought up a trick nobody has seen or done before? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Dude you REALLY need to get laid
I did, right after Voodoo. How does my sexual relations status have anything to do with aforementioned post?
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hahah.. thats a great come back.. plus 1
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No offense but those no-footed poses were some of the funniest I've ever seen. Like literal toilet humour.
freaking hilarious
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dont most people turn their head when they spin?
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---This is just old & boring. $100 Paypal says no video by the end of the month, certainly 26 1/2 more days is enough time to find some decent weather to ride in, and someone with a digital camera, lord they put them in cellphones and boxes of crackerjacks these days. So this one's in memory pedal, and Teej ha-ha, $100, put up, or shut up, and yeah, I'm resting easy about my $100. :rolleyes: And for the video, at least do the tricks in the pics you posted this time around, and yeah, they havta be pulled.
jffe
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nothing impossible here
Hey, Dima! How are you?
How the weather in Samara?
Че, в питер не собираешся?
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---This is just old & boring. $100 Paypal says no video by the end of the month, certainly 26 1/2 more days is enough time to find some decent weather to ride in, and someone with a digital camera, lord they put them in cellphones and boxes of crackerjacks these days. So this one's in memory pedal, and Teej ha-ha, $100, put up, or shut up, and yeah, I'm resting easy about my $100. :rolleyes: And for the video, at least do the tricks in the pics you posted this time around, and yeah, they havta be pulled.
jffe
only 9 days left!! i hope i didn't just blow your spot up Jffe.. these dudes probably forgot about this thread...
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If these tricks are the real deal, Lee Mussellwhite would already be doing them right? Yo, Dmitry..... Put all this trash talking to rest and post one video of yourself doing one of these tricks. I am sure Russia has covered areas? doesn't it? I really hope these pics are the real deal. Until then, I'm leaning more towards "FAKE PICTURES".
Uh huh! What he said. Yo Ces. Your second post definitely sheds some light though. If somebody does feed off these pics and starts pulling links with these positions in them and post a video.... I'm sold that they pulled them first. Yo Dmitry, no disrespect to your claims but without some video footage, you're ONLY posing.
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It's funny that people still buy it. Troll feeders, y'all are. Stop.