Spots: The entertainment zone, West pier Brighton.

THE SPOT

Address: Brighton
Country: United Kingdom
Open to the public: Yes
Trouble with police: No
Lighting: No
Roofed: No
Surface: Asphalt / Tarmac

FURTHER INFORMATION

Here is the entertainment zone of Brighton, put it this way you are not a true flatlander until you visit this zone. To find this area swim over the sea until you get to the beach, ask the bearded man who lives on the west pier where the 'special people' are. Scale the side of the pier until you fall off, then let the wind guide you into the realm of nothingelsemattersness. Here you will find:

1) dedicated flatlanders who ride in windy, rainy, snowy, sunny, hot, cold, and thundery situations.

2) Skaters with ramps and other assorted obstacles

3) Familys, tourists with cameras, couples, weirdos, skag addicts, weird bin men, birds, seagulls, seagull shit, b boys, hula hoopers, hacky sackers, stoners, heavy alcoholics, poxy community support officers, the elderly, sun bathers, broken glass everywhere people pissin on the stairs you know they just dont care..., boom boxes, sound systems (sometimes), Annoying street performers who use up all the space with their bullshit act, other assorted bullshit which uses up space, street musicians playing weird instruments which make you think your in a mental home after listening for 3 hours, kids and other assorted idiots in the way, football idiots (goto the park you irritating scum).

This place is always open and you can put up a tent under the pier if your a true rider. Just make sure you lock your bike onto your body with a heavy duty padlock and bury yourself under the stones to avoid harrasment and get a good nights kip. When you awaken you can use the sea water to wash yourself and to get food you can fish (obviously) up some real corkers. I once caught a massive busty jellyfish and it fed me for 4 days, i learnt death trucks in this period so its well recommended you fish here.

One last thing i will say is that apparently in 2010 they plan to build an observation tower on this spot meaning tons and tons of healthy, hard working, culturally invigorating, social riders and skaters will be forced to leave this charismatic and visually orgasmic spot. To the Brighton council i send this following message. 'if this happens i will lie on the spot and wont move, they will have to bury me alive, over my dead body will this buillshit occur and they will feel guilty forever that im gone and this is all i will do.'

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